They gave RoboCop a jetpack and a family-friendly PG-13 rating, which tells you exactly where on the decline curve we have arrived. The sequel law is merciless: each one softer than the last. Still technically a drink, like flat lemonade.
| STORE | STATUS | PRICE |
|---|---|---|
| Blockbuster Video | Out of Business | - |
| Hollywood Video | R.I.P. | - |
| Movie Gallery | Liquidated | - |
| Family Video | Held on til 2021 | - |
| West Coast Video | Long gone | - |
| Video Update | Now a Starbucks | - |
| Erol's Video Club | Ask your dad | - |
| National Video | Defunct | - |
| Showcase Video | Gone | - |
| eBay | In stock (probably) | try here? $5.07 |
Every bricks-and-mortar video shop on Earth has closed down, so eBay is your last hope. Price shown is a wild guess; the link is a real search.